After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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