And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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