try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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