yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
that may or may not have been my penis.
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