I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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