Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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