is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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