So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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