I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
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