They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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