You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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