You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
