If that was your dad, he is hot
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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