Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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