he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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