I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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