Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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