like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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