Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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