It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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