would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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