Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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