dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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