Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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