Dual....:-)
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
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