ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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