physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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