What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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