FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
If I die, sorry about rent.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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