I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
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