gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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