can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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