I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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