Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
he thought i was a dude.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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