You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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