it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
