have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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