honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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