We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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