yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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