Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
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