i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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