ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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