the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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