i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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