Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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