Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Randomize
