the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Randomize
