glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Randomize