I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
